This may sound weird, but I’ve always liked to talk to plants. It’s not original, but I chose the nickname Ivy. They’ve been my friends through all the hardships in my life. Taking care of them has been therapeutic in a sense. Living up in New England, in Colchester, Vermont in the Burlington area proofs to be quite the challenge for any amateur gardener. You have to protect them for winter and all that. Plus, you don’t get to go outside in the planter to feel the earth. Unless of course you have an inside garden like I do. They’re everywhere in my house. Even in my bathroom. They’re so lush that they make it harder to see my cute little girldick on my mirror selfie. But I am sure that your lusty eyes did not miss it.
I like to refer to my cute penis as my little branch. I mean, it’s small so there’s no way that I could call it a branch or something bigger. You gotta be realistic lol. But it still spits a tasty and abundant number of seeds. I bet yours does too. It would be fun to find a lover to exchange seeds and semen with. You just know that I am a kinky and horny trans. I’ll blow your wood with skills, and unlike others, I’ll massage your balls and even finger your ass while I am it. I want to swallow every drop of your precious life juice. Even if you fucked me raw before. That’s right, I am down with ass to mouth. In a true plant lover fashion, I like to set the mood with aromatic and relaxing odors. DM me if you’re interested. And feel free to buy me a plant. But no cut flowers !
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