Come here and take my Blahaj’s place. For those of you who don’t know, that’s the name of this adorable shark plush that everyone wanted to get, especially trans influencers. I get the hype, they’re comfy and comforting. Plus, they make for a great dry humping companion while I watch movies all alone. It works wonders, but I wish I was with a man instead of a shark you know. But, alas, I am shy and fat shemale so I don’t see how I could meet a man and convince him to have some Netflix and chill time with me. One who would caress my curly blond hair and massage my soft back amongst other things.
Well OK, maybe I know a way. My good old and loyal friend, the Internet ! Here’s hoping I’ll get to be humped because of that sex-dating profile. In my wildest dreams, I would find a friend with benefits. A man with whom I’d get to spend some cuddling and chill time with. I could do with one-night stands, but I’d rather find a friend with benefits. A geeky man with who to have movie marathons or to binge watch series with. I live alone in a cozy apartment in Hoover, Alabama, in the greater Birmingham area. Call me Blaire for now as I don’t want to reveal my real name just yet.
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